Two years in
I don’t know what the proverbial pot at the end of the rainbow was that you were imagining on May 9, 2019 but this feels like a pretty good one. Continue reading Two years in
Category: GRAB BAG
I tried toxic positivity for three days and here’s how it completely changed my life!
We see it, we hear it, we know it, but do we live, laugh and love it? Continue reading I tried toxic positivity for three days and here’s how it completely changed my life!
What I Thought About Normal People
What if things go south and you’re reminded that there wasn’t even technically anything there to be upset about in the first place? Continue reading What I Thought About Normal People
My old pants don’t fit me anymore
I am in probably the most stable period of my entire life and yet somehow I am longing for a time where I was skinnier, but absolutely miserable. Continue reading My old pants don’t fit me anymore
Real-life Coping Mechanisms, Let’s Discuss
If you’re tired of being scared about the state of the actual world, perhaps try instead being scared of a haunted murderous lake woman and metaphorical mouse traps. Continue reading Real-life Coping Mechanisms, Let’s Discuss
The Unbearable Paradox of Deadlines
I’m blacklisted from at least two library networks. Continue reading The Unbearable Paradox of Deadlines
Say What?
Nirvana had it wrong. We should not in fact be all apologies. Continue reading Say What?
Photoshopping My Ex-boyfriends Out of Photos
It’s like in movies when someone time travels and accidentally makes it so that someone wasn’t born. Except they were born. And they treated you like garbage. Continue reading Photoshopping My Ex-boyfriends Out of Photos
A Dispatch From My Second Summer Gardening
I wondered whether the mail carrier had noticed I’d planted new flowers in the bed by the driveway. Continue reading A Dispatch From My Second Summer Gardening
Where Did All My Straws Go?
Maybe god is a bug and this is karma for all of the bugs we have killed. Continue reading Where Did All My Straws Go?