How Frank Became Meat
By then, Frank had lost all reason. He didn’t understand the words spoken over his suited corpse. He didn’t und Continue reading How Frank Became Meat
What Frank Found in the Field
“Anything. I don’t know where we are, or what this is, or why or anything at all so, if that is what you’re wondering you should press on.” Continue reading What Frank Found in the Field
What Happened When Frank Lived (Again)
Mommy, Frank thought, that sounds nice. Continue reading What Happened When Frank Lived (Again)
What Frank Found in His Pocket
You’re left with the worst lives imaginable; guidance counselors, directors of human resources, middle school math teachers. Continue reading What Frank Found in His Pocket
Why Frank Demanded a Refund
She held a clipboard and contempt. Continue reading Why Frank Demanded a Refund
Why Frank Took a Bath in Hell
“What the hell is this?” Continue reading Why Frank Took a Bath in Hell
A Playlist for your End-of-Summer BBQs
I have never been to Australia, but I probably shout “shrimp on the barbie” 9 out of 10 times the grill is being fired up. Continue reading A Playlist for your End-of-Summer BBQs
Why Frank Gave the Universe a Bone
The horse-sized dog sat not far off, watching, panting. Continue reading Why Frank Gave the Universe a Bone
Our Transatlantic Lesbian Love Story
We drank champagne and kissed and held each other at the top of the Eiffel Tower, we watched a woman walk by the Arc du Triumph who threw bread crumbs to streamers of pigeons. Continue reading Our Transatlantic Lesbian Love Story
What Frank Found on the Wrong Side of Hell
“Well, they torture you with whatever your greatest sin was and you don’t strike me as the box-cutter psycho-murdery-type.” Continue reading What Frank Found on the Wrong Side of Hell
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