By Benjamin Davis Welcome to “What Happened When Frank Died.” In this column, for as long as I’m allowed, I’m going to kill Frank. Like—a lot. Worse, every two weeks, he will then be subjected to a multiverse of afterlives: absurd, funny, brutal, depressing, wild, creepy, heart-wrenching afterlives. Some will be based on existing theories, some on my own demented imaginings. In each, Frank will … Continue reading When Frank Met a True Believer
By then, Frank had lost all reason. He didn’t understand the words spoken over his suited corpse. He didn’t und Continue reading How Frank Became Meat
“Anything. I don’t know where we are, or what this is, or why or anything at all so, if that is what you’re wondering you should press on.” Continue reading What Frank Found in the Field
Mommy, Frank thought, that sounds nice. Continue reading What Happened When Frank Lived (Again)
You’re left with the worst lives imaginable; guidance counselors, directors of human resources, middle school math teachers. Continue reading What Frank Found in His Pocket
She held a clipboard and contempt. Continue reading Why Frank Demanded a Refund
“What the hell is this?” Continue reading Why Frank Took a Bath in Hell
The horse-sized dog sat not far off, watching, panting. Continue reading Why Frank Gave the Universe a Bone
“Well, they torture you with whatever your greatest sin was and you don’t strike me as the box-cutter psycho-murdery-type.” Continue reading What Frank Found on the Wrong Side of Hell
“Do you forgive me?” God called after him. Continue reading What Frank Had to Say to God Almighty
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