Open Season
Plays mostly, you know, and lots of commercials. Continue reading Open Season
Category: fiction friday
Vladimir Nabokov versus Jacqueline Susann: Who Will Win?
Now remember, authors, that you will need to remain silent during the course of the competition so that your work speaks for itself! Continue reading Vladimir Nabokov versus Jacqueline Susann: Who Will Win?
My Father the 600 Pound Man Wants to Be Called Bruce Now
The next day, thirty-seven packages from Amazon arrived. Continue reading My Father the 600 Pound Man Wants to Be Called Bruce Now
Mixed Doubles
We meet the couple at a farmer’s market. Continue reading Mixed Doubles
Apple Upsets The Status Quo
Speak plainly. What are you saying? Continue reading Apple Upsets The Status Quo
The Burrowers
The burrowing animal in Nadine’s chest began to settle, and she carefully picked the letters out of the box and stacked them on the plywood beside her. Continue reading The Burrowers
Two Days in October
One of the main rules is that you can’t tell anyone to stop singing or playing the piano, no matter the time of day. Continue reading Two Days in October
The Burrito
Bougie panini, bougie taco, bougie ice-cream sandwich, bougie burger, bougie tiramisu. Continue reading The Burrito
Elevator Pitch
“It’s a beautiful day out there,” said a voice from the corner. Continue reading Elevator Pitch
The Eating Broadcast
Every food fad eventually made its way across her perfectly
lined lips. Continue reading The Eating Broadcast
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