Wishing Well
The water gurgled and spat digestive noises at us. It must have been too much, too many wishes. Continue reading Wishing Well
What Frank Had to Say to God Almighty
“Do you forgive me?” God called after him. Continue reading What Frank Had to Say to God Almighty
Gillian
She wishes that she had kept a written record of all the epic bloody nonsense that has come out of his mouth over the years, because she could have gained some kind of minor social media fame and parlayed a book deal out of it to boot. Continue reading Gillian
What Happened When Frank Learned to Count
People milled about with clipboards, making notes with short black pencils. Continue reading What Happened When Frank Learned to Count
What Happened When Frank Fell in the Forest
Orthodontist, Bob growled. Continue reading What Happened When Frank Fell in the Forest
Not bad! #7
The night phoebe bridgers smashed her guitar Continue reading Not bad! #7
Cruella De Vil and the Strange Nine-year-old Boy Who Loved Her
And I still love the unapologetic bad girls. A dalmatian never changes its spots. Continue reading Cruella De Vil and the Strange Nine-year-old Boy Who Loved Her
How Frank Learned To Fight for the Gods
Frank died. Frank died. Frank died. Continue reading How Frank Learned To Fight for the Gods
Why Frank Went Searching for a Towel
By Benjamin Davis Welcome to “What Happened When Frank Died.” In this column, for as long as I’m allowed, I’m going to kill Frank. Like—a lot. Worse, every two weeks, he will then be subjected to a multiverse of afterlives: absurd, funny, brutal, depressing, wild, creepy, heart-wrenching afterlives. Some will be based on existing theories, some on my own demented imaginings. In each, Frank will begin … Continue reading Why Frank Went Searching for a Towel
A playlist for when you haven’t had coffee yet
Here are some songs that you can nod along to while stirring your (oat?)milk into your coffee, or while you’re dusting off the cobwebs and tying your shoes for the day. Continue reading A playlist for when you haven’t had coffee yet
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