Why Frank Took a Bath in Hell
“What the hell is this?” Continue reading Why Frank Took a Bath in Hell
Author: Talk Vomit
A Playlist for your End-of-Summer BBQs
I have never been to Australia, but I probably shout “shrimp on the barbie” 9 out of 10 times the grill is being fired up. Continue reading A Playlist for your End-of-Summer BBQs
Why Frank Gave the Universe a Bone
The horse-sized dog sat not far off, watching, panting. Continue reading Why Frank Gave the Universe a Bone
Our Transatlantic Lesbian Love Story
We drank champagne and kissed and held each other at the top of the Eiffel Tower, we watched a woman walk by the Arc du Triumph who threw bread crumbs to streamers of pigeons. Continue reading Our Transatlantic Lesbian Love Story
What Frank Found on the Wrong Side of Hell
“Well, they torture you with whatever your greatest sin was and you don’t strike me as the box-cutter psycho-murdery-type.” Continue reading What Frank Found on the Wrong Side of Hell
Wishing Well
The water gurgled and spat digestive noises at us. It must have been too much, too many wishes. Continue reading Wishing Well
What Frank Had to Say to God Almighty
“Do you forgive me?” God called after him. Continue reading What Frank Had to Say to God Almighty
Gillian
She wishes that she had kept a written record of all the epic bloody nonsense that has come out of his mouth over the years, because she could have gained some kind of minor social media fame and parlayed a book deal out of it to boot. Continue reading Gillian
What Happened When Frank Learned to Count
People milled about with clipboards, making notes with short black pencils. Continue reading What Happened When Frank Learned to Count
What Happened When Frank Fell in the Forest
Orthodontist, Bob growled. Continue reading What Happened When Frank Fell in the Forest
